I AM IMMORTAL - Trezzi - 2016 - Economic Inquiry
Friday, November 25, 2016
I am grateful to Tommaso Trezzi for teaching me Electrocardiography101 and to Valentina Imelli who will hopefully remain on my side forever. I am also extremely grateful to Andrew Chang, Laura Feiveson, and Sarena Goodman for supporting me throughout the entire process--my eternal existence--especially given their limited lifespans. Also, I am deeply grateful to Sarena Goodman for suggesting me to submit this paper to the miscellaneous section of Economic Inquiry and making both me and this paper eternal. Finally, I am also grateful to Wesley Wilson and two anonymous referees for providing excellent comments. This paper is intended to be a joke. The views expressed in this paper are those of the authors and do not necessarily reflect those of the Board of Governors or the Federal Reserve System. Please note that this paper was written in my own free time. All errors and omissions are mine.